How to Kill Your Family on Christmas 2025: The Ultimate Guide to Holiday Massacre (And Why You Shouldn’t)
The Christmas tree flickers in the corner like a dying heartbeat, its lights casting jagged shadows across the living room. Outside, snow muffles the world, trapping you and your family in a gilded cage of forced cheer. The air smells like pine and regret—because this year, the gift under the tree isn’t a sweater from […]